Yesterday I was woken up at 4:30 am to accompany my friend to Malibu to take some photos of him competing in the Nautica Triathalon. Of course, this did not come without stipulations. Although he did not actually wear the mask in the water, on the bike or while running, I got some fun photos of him wearing the mask. I love seeing the reactions of people around us. That little kid on the left is in awe.
Mandatory pre-race meeting at 6:30am.
Heading to the swim entry point a mile down Zuma Beach.
I met some friends in the grandstands who were willing to join the #unicornarmy! Three random ladies who did not know each other!
It was a great day!Tags: beach, bike, malibu, nautica triathalon, race, run, swim, triathalon, unicorn head, unicorn mask, unicornarmy, unicorning, unicornmask
Sometimes unicorns live in trailer parks in double wides!
And sometimes they make friends in the trailer parks and invite them over to hang out.
Two TVs? lol
Jeez what a grumpy unicorn!double wide, double wide trailer, elephant mask, giraffe mask r, middle finger, owl mask, penguin mask, pig mask, rabbit mask, squirrel mask, trailer, trailer park, unicorn, unicorn friends, unicorn head, unicorn mask, unicornarmy, unicornmask, unicorns, white trash
My good friend Mike asked me to rally some of the #UnicornArmy members to stand on the side of the road and surprise his girlfriend Megan on her way to work one morning at the crack of dawn. With some bribing of a breakfast afterwards I got some of the loyal recruits to jump up and down as she drove by. She definitely had a laugh!anniversary, unicorn, unicornarmy, unicorns, unicorns4life
Some unicorns love the limelight and love to be photographed.
I went to a place called Union Sushi and BBQ in Chicago and my friend left me there while he went to work and I was force fed Japanese whiskey. <It was awful!> (remember that means <sarcasm>) They served me a KANGAROO SKEWER! Freaking amazing. The bartender and his bar back LOVE the #unicornarmy. Thank you Peter for an amazing whiskey tour!
Chicago deep dish pizza? Yup!
Meanwhile I landed in LA and ran into some friends at a local Irish pub in the Valley.
Wow, look at his outfit.Tags: bars, Chicago, japanese whiskey, korean BBQ, photography, pizza, shots, St Patrick, St Patrick's Day, St Pattys day, sushi, travel, unicornarmy, unicornhead, unicorning, unicornmask, unicorns, union sushi, Union Sushi and BBQ
An awesome comedy duo called Garfunkel and Oates who did a very cool music video called “LOOPHOLE” at the studio I own. They rule!!! please watch that whole video. Sadly it was moving so fast that day I could not jump in and get a photo of myself in the amazing pink bedroom unicorn set. (CAN’TGETTHEFUCKINGSONGOUTOFMYHEAD)
Is that guy really yawning? I’M A FUCKING UNICORN ASSHOLE!!!
No comment needed. It’s tough being SO HORNY.Tags: garfunkel and oates, music video, sex addicts, unicorn, unicornarmy, unicornhead, unicornmask, unicorns4life